The difference here is you claim to have a super secret ultra shadow black ops job like in your favorite Prestige TV shows and video games, and if you do and I actually can believe they'd hire someone like you (because they are bloodthirsty clowns), the longer you're here, the less you're doing your actual job.

So I'll be here a while. Replying to you. Watching you claim how "hilarious" everything is while your whole ass is showing and you're getting more and more mad that the people you hate on the internet aren't respecting you or holding you in awe.

Either you're lying about your bloodsoaked colonialist hatchetman job, or you're not. In the latter case, the longer you're replying here, desperately seeking validation, the less you're doing your bloodsoaked colonialist hatchetman job. So that's good.

You poor thing. Big tough Vincent AdultMan wants respeeeeeect. headpat