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Sam Bankman-Fried thought there was a 5% chance he would be president, Caroline Ellison testified in his trial (www.businessinsider.com)
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Sam Bankman-Fried thought there was a 5% chance he would be president, Caroline Ellison testified in his trial::Sam Bankman-Fried told Caroline Ellison that he could one day be the US president, she testified on Tuesday.

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[–] Wodge@lemmy.world 76 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He's using the trump defense. "I might be president one day!" so the judge goes "Oh, in that case, we're done here, can't be prosecuting the future President of the United States, case dismissed" and then Einstein appears and gives SBF $100% and an bald eagle weeps a single tear and they go for pizza and cheeseburgers.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You call this erotic fiction? Bwa!

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemmy.ninja 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

S...s..senpai....I can't hold it in anymore uWu

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is Scrotus short for Scrotius?

[–] PinkPanther@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What do you think, cheese-grater (I shortened yours - you're welcome)?

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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