In my experience it's the orange and white ones you need to watch out for. Orange ones seem to be dumb but dopey, white cats are full of evil chaos but orange and white ones seem to get the chaos part and the dumb part. Just pure undirected non-stop dumb energy lol.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My White Calico wanted to be the lapthing of a Bond villain. I did the best I could.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you often rotate on a swivel chair? That might fulfill her desires.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mostly she sat in my lap and directed me, but yes chair rotation was involved.

My current kitty is a void who isn't into laps but hanging nearby. He has his own stool in the kitchen by which he observes food prep.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Sounds awesome, you have your own little shadow hanging around!

[–] Kattail_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Wheatley Portal 2 :3