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[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 41 points 11 months ago

Okay guys, enlighten me. If Nestle is a 10 on the evil scale, what is Fifa?

[-] eatham@aussie.zone 65 points 11 months ago

1/10 cos they would bribe the scale

[-] pingveno@lemmy.ml 14 points 11 months ago

Nah, get with the times. FIFA only accepts bribes.

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 11 months ago

About the same? Just like any other big company really, they all share the same interests.

[-] Gorilladrums@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

If Nestle is a 10 then North Korea is a 12 and FIFA is an 11.5

[-] eatham@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

Nah nestle is worse than fifa

[-] Gorilladrums@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

They're all in fierce competition as to who can be the most evil and corrupt

[-] Simbomba@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

About a 9 to 10 I would guess

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Assuming lower is more evil, FIFA is 2 - 6i + 3j. Sorry, I guess we’re using quaternions.

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