You, my friend, are living in Plato's ideal world - a world of perfect, abstract reality, the shadow of which is our tangible world. You have escaped the cave shadows we call a "grocery store", with it's rising prices and shifting aisles, and now shop within The True Grocery Store, the noumenon of all our vain replications...

How have you done it? How have you escaped the earthly bounds of ever changing grocery stores? You have achieved enlightenment...