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scaling to millions (iusearchlinux.fyi)

submitted 1 year ago by soeren@iusearchlinux.fyi to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] tourist@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

SAP S/4 HANA is not mental illness

It's worse

Your physical health and everyone you love will suffer too

[–] nomecks@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sandhur Anziege Programm, or "Hourglass Displaying Program" in English, first started out as a hardware stress tester. It only made sense that it would evolve into a human stress testing program from there.

[–] Black616Angel@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

I don't wanna give them bad ideas, but the only logical next step is to have 2TB of CPU cache.