You know, I was going to defend my home state but as I typed my comment I realized that she has no redeeming qualities aside from being pretty when no people are around. Especially where I’m from.

It’s all cousin fucking and methamphetamines. I wouldn’t take a job that offered me $100 an hour to go back. Seriously. I hate even driving through the shithole.

Maybe it’s better up north.

[–] Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

How many places in the world do you think you could describe as cousin fucking meth heads and have someone go "sounds like my hometown"

[–] thantik@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm from Florida and doesn't sound like it's narrowing down any of the lists that I have...

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If your top of the head answer isn't Palatka or Ocala though...

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

First time I've seen Ocala referenced on here and it's about cousin fucking and meth. Wouldn't have it any other way.

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Never change, Florida.

[–] strawberry@artemis.camp 8 points 1 year ago

more than I would like

[–] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most.

[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No, that's US Defaultism, fuck off with that shit.

Here it's all cousin fucking and alcoholism.

[–] CurlyChopz@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Apart from the progressive town Glasgow, transcending borders by having all 3

[–] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Oh that's an accent? Sorry, thought it was meth jaw.

[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same here, I think. I drink alot and I fuck alot, and do not know who my cousins are. But hey! Free healtchare 👌

[–] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

If you don't know your cousins, how do you know you've never "known" your cousins?

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Cousin fucking and meth? Well damn, I guess I'm buying me a trailer!

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

It would be good for wind power, maybe. Fuck lets just turn it into a giant nuclear power plant.