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[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I got a worse one

You wake up with yourself standing on your feet, you realize you are half way penetrating your own mother and your dad is half way inside of you, now do you push forward or pull back to get away?

[–] eddie_of_ny@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Go sideways

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

spinning is a good trick

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Rock back and forth until you’re… free.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

Why would you want to get away?

[–] PickTheStick@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

Well, the easy choice is the right choice. Squat down, and wrap your lips around the pole as it penetrates the hole. You're going to be the grapefruit, honey.