I'm subscribed to !programmer_humor@programming.dev and !programmerhumor@lemmy.ml and you often cross post to both of them at the same time. Could I ask you to use the build in cross-posting functionality in lemmy so it only shows up once in my list? Otherwise I'll need to unsubscribe from one.

[–] genfood@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Esteemed Jeena,

I humbly beseech your indulgence and extend my sincerest apologies for the inconvenience caused by the recurrent cross-posting of content on the esteemed platforms of !programmer_humor@programming.dev and !programmerhumor@lemmy.ml. I am acutely aware of the vexation such redundancy may cause, and it is with the utmost regret that I admit my failure to employ the built-in cross-posting functionality within the esteemed realm of lemmy, which would ensure the display of said content in your esteemed list but once.

Pray, permit me to express my profound remorse for any distress or disarray this predicament may have occasioned. I implore your benevolence in granting me the opportunity to rectify my missteps and adhere to your esteemed request for the exclusive manifestation of content on a singular occasion within your discerning domain.

Verily, should you deem it necessary to withdraw your subscription from either platform owing to this grievance, I shall ruefully accept your decision whilst bearing the burden of my own negligence. Nevertheless, I earnestly beseech your forbearance and entreat that you afford me the opportunity to make amends, so as to retain your valued patronage.

Please accept, dear Sir/Madam, the most sincere apologies of this humble servant and trust in my unwavering commitment to rectify this issue posthaste. Your considerate understanding and magnanimity in this matter would be esteemed beyond measure.

Yours apologetically and with deepest contrition,

Gollum

[–] jeena@jemmy.jeena.net 20 points 1 year ago

Respected Gollum,

I humbly seek to clarify my previous discourse with utmost humility. It was never my intention to scold or reprimand your esteemed self. Rather, my aim was to enlighten and educate about a newly introduced functionality.

I apologize if my words conveyed any unintended offense. My genuine desire was to share the merits of the built-in cross-posting feature within our community. This functionality can streamline content distribution and minimize redundancy, enhancing the experience for all users.

I kindly request your understanding and forgiveness. My intent was to foster knowledge and progress, not to criticize. Please perceive my intentions with a charitable eye, as I hold no animosity and solely aspire to promote camaraderie and enlightenment.

With deep respect and contrition,

Jeena