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[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ask a person with a larceny conviction under their belt which is more plausible: the existence of God or that they could ever get a job servicing ATMs with their record.

Then ask them if they're more likely to be hired for any job by a left-wing atheist or right-wing Christian.

[–] Sho@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Exactly, the last 2 panels wouldn't have happened. Freaking fluff piece..

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Seriously. Getting any job with a criminal record is an incredible feat, but a bank letting someone who once robbed ATMs work as an ATM technician is so impossible it may as well be fantasy.