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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by mizu6079@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[-] tourist@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

This is unhealthy and stupid!!

So long as we're giving this kind of advice, I don't know why we're stopping at loperamide

OP, heroin and other psychotropic opioids do the exact same thing. They're much cheaper and more fun.

You could also superglue your anus shut. Fun imho but many will disagree

[-] Yadaran@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

My man went all in haha

[-] mdwhite999@vlemmy.net 2 points 1 year ago

I love the escalation in this comment

[-] Mattchenzo@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

I'll definitely grant you "more fun", but cheaper??? Either you need a new Immodium guy or I need a new heroin guy....

I mean, I definitely need a new heroin guy, but that's not the point and has nothing to do with OP, lol

this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2023
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