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[โ€“] noodle@feddit.uk 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

When I was learning programming I wrote a small program that I called for_you.exe. It printed an animated ASCII penis ejaculating on some boobs. I emailed it to my girlfriend and thankfully she thought it was hilarious. We're still together.

[โ€“] homesnatch@lemmy.one 11 points 1 year ago

Sounds like she's got a good sense of humor... is she single?

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