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Ideas for programming rizz? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 1 year ago by tromars@feddit.de to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] noodle@feddit.uk 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

When I was learning programming I wrote a small program that I called for_you.exe. It printed an animated ASCII penis ejaculating on some boobs. I emailed it to my girlfriend and thankfully she thought it was hilarious. We're still together.

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can tell your age by the fact that you were emailing an exe file.

[–] sim642@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

And she was just running random exe files from emails.

[–] homesnatch@lemmy.one 11 points 1 year ago

Sounds like she's got a good sense of humor... is she single?