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Ban dihydrogen monoxide
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this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2023
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100% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died...
8 billions of people have and they’re alive
Those people are merely biding their time. I wish it were a joke.
For now. The poison sometimes takes 100 years to become effective.
Let's rephrase. Every person who has ever died has been found with a body composition of roughly TWO thirds entirely DHMO
Well, virtually everybody who ever died drank it in their last days before passing
For now, it's a slow acting poison
So it's clearly a skill issue you say?
well one day,they ll die /s
Every person who hasn't died sooner
Checkmate
This is not true. I’ve consumed dihydrogen monoxide and am not dead. You have consumed dihydrogen monoxide and are not dead (unless you’re a bit I suppose). I’d also expect that not 100% of people who have died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide
Takes time, hopefuly it will happen when we are n->100 yrs.
100% of the people who have died have DHMO intake. Not that they drink, but it may even enter your body directly from your mother