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submitted 1 year ago by tromars@feddit.de to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 87 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"LGTM, merged" 😏

[–] dukk@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Remember kids, always use protected branches.

[–] dodslaser@feddit.nu 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pushing directly to main just feels better.

[–] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I prefer "master"

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

and remember, no means no. if git doesnt want you to merge, dont --force it

[–] Quik@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*dont --force it, you mean.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

is that not what i said ?

[–] mac@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

😂

[–] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Divorce be like, merge conflict, divergent branch..

Lol