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The Kubrick Stare (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] gonzoleroy@kbin.social 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Private Trump, you're a disgusting fat-body. Your ass looks like about 215 pounds of chewed bubblegum, do you know that?

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the f*** is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE TRUMP?

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, Top Secret Nuclear Documents, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Top Secret NuclearDocuments?

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, I took it from the White House, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are Top Secret Nuclear Documents allowed in the barracks, Private Trump?

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to have someone to read Top Secret Nuclear Documents to you , Private Trump?

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Private Trump?

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Trump!

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then why did you try to sneak Top Secret Nuclear Documents in your foot locker, Private Trump?

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, because I was hungry, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you were hungry...

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Bonespur Trump has dishonored himself and dishonored his platoon. I have tried to help Private Trump. I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not given Private Trump the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Trump f***s up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for ONE TOP SECRET NUCLEAR DOCUMENT! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!

aaaaaand scene

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"215"

Yeah... As if

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah I'm 230 and 6ft and I look skinny next to that guy.

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

And he is not 215. He is probably 265