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[โ€“] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

How did you find out about the iChickens? That's a trade secret.

ahem I think you'll find they are called iHens, actually. Each one has been spliced with Jobs' DNA, so instead of clucking they constantly say 'boom'.