Can you please activate your webcams?
Please choose a sticky note color to use for this meeting
Please take one of these smiley stickers and tell the others how you feel now
this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2023
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That might just be the typical "business speak", but I feel you on it. It takes a certain kind of child robot to accept that sort of crap without at least internally cringing pretty hard.
Though remember: They have to sell this stuff to moron managers and execs who think on that level.