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Poor guy (i.imgur.com)

submitted 1 year ago by ken27238@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] spauldo@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had a partner when I opened a computer shop back in the day. Closest I've come to having sex with him was the time I saw his wife topless through the window.

Significant Other is much more specific.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

It's also much weirder sounding. You know what sort of partner they mean from context (same as you know if someone means girlfriend girlfriend or a friend that is a girl)