9yo me downloading free games

That's only if one actually touches grass

Government when the elites use loopholes and do devious shit:

I sleep

Government when the peasants use loopholes:

Straight to jail

Different kinds of alcohol is just different flavours of hand sanitiser.

What a shit post

Still could be a dog chew toy without the 'chew' part

Not his fault for liking big buns

cutest insect

I'll bet that when someone touches it they'll die an horrible death.

As a vampire I finally found a use for my expresso machine

You don't want to know what an astrophysicist does in their free time.

"Why do you care if you have nothing to hide?"

Government: hides their plans

The children they deem to protect are trembling in fear right now.