Zamotic

This was actually a very informative link, thank you for sharing.

There's a fully painted wall behind it though. I see what you're saying about the floor, but the wall behind it doesn't really make sense either.

Maybe don't walk around the store while on facetime with the volume on full blast while you're at it.

I was originally thinking Phallus, myself. But Phallicus is much better!

Leaving likely won't be much of a problem since you won't have enough money to leave either. Dying on the other hand....

Awwe, this totally should have been the "Give yourself a hand rule".

Where do you think they got the idea from?

This was a role that I never knew Andre Braugher could play, but I'm so glad he did.

"Whatever... stop talking to me. You clearly just want to get into my pants. What?!? You DON'T want to sleep with me? Why the eff not?! Am I not good enough for you? Not pretty enough?!"

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Even worse, she does this... all... the... time!

But you start to do it once and she's watching you like a hawk until you doze off. Then she's slapping your ass awake and yelling at you as if you always do it and she's never done it in her life.

I <3 my wife

My immunocompromised wife is now on day 3 of her 3rd case. She's a preschool teacher, and one of her students is always sick at any given time.

So far I'm lucky and only had it once (after the first time she had it) and it was barely more than a tickle in my throat. I'm still coming up negative despite still sharing a bed with her (I keep the windows and bedroom door open and ceiling fan on high hoping to dissipate the germs).

Thankfully my 6yr old has been rolling negative tests all week too. Crossing my fingers we get through the next few days clean.

It is, that's why they probably overcharge you. They figure better to charge you for things and let you figure it out.