I use a basic analog watch because I want to be able to tell the time with something that is always on my person.
If I understand correctly, smart watches require charging, data connection to a phone, are physically large, and they use displays which are sensitive to impacts.
I bought a burger, does that count?
I would be more worried about the tree. It could cause structural problems long after the bear has left.
That too :-/
Some people have limited bandwidth for downloads, and a simple program can run to more space than a basic distro.
Audible frequencies.
Majestically causing everyone to dry heave during the car ride home, even with all the windows rolled down .
That would be logical. On Liftoff I cannot see most domains, or long usernames.
I believe they were referring to sh.itjust.works, an instance with an unfortunate quantity of low quality memes.
This is the logical answer.
Can't go wrong with Linux Mint. It works pretty much like Windows so there's little relearning needed.
No.