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Sorry didn't know where to post this and it's been heavy on my mind.

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[–] SamXavia@kbin.run 84 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Lag@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can't even go one day without reading about shit pressing on prostates.

[–] SamXavia@kbin.run 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've got like 2 years without reading stuff like that lol

[–] GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

are you even living?

[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 1 year ago
[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Been there I get it. Trick is to rub one out while shitting

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Even better is Blumpkin Time!

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The challenge was 3days, how long have you been ~~to~~ holding it?!

[–] roo@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm slipping after 3 days. It's like putting on beer goggles.

[–] t_jpeg@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gets easier after day 7 trust me

[–] datavoid@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bigmclargehuge@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Going for no shit november eh?

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's concerning that you can't tell the difference...

[–] ultratiem@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 year ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Today I jerked off and some semen touched my nipple so guys is my nipple gay?

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do you shoot out like a fountain? How did it touch your nipple mate... Nvm don't bother

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago

I've shot it over my head before....

It’s been a couple days and I clenched really hard before I jizzed.

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

That's what it's there to do! It's like asking "Did the door bell ring, or did someone hit the door bell button?"

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

It's actually both, thank you for asking.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 year ago

Horny. I just took a shit so I know it's not the other option.

[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Germans watching Scheißeporn once again found an elegant solution to the problem.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

If you have a scat fetish, it could be both.

[–] downpunxx@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] t_jpeg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Alivrah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

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