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“If it involves money. It’ll be on our platform. Money or securities or whatever. So, it’s not just like send $20 to my friend. I’m talking about, like, you won’t need a bank account.”

Well that sounds terrifying!

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[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (8 children)

This sounds like an amazing idea. Twitter is currently filled almost but not entirely with the worst we have of society.

He's going to get as many of those as possible, who already appear to have impaired decision making capability, to hand over their money.

He is the absolute worst at managing his money so he'll just lose it on the next bad bet.

Then maybe the SEC stands up and drags him off to jail?

Hell even saying that you won't need your bank might be damning when he finally releases the project.

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[–] halfempty@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago

Musk has become erratic, irrational, and volatile. These are not conditions suitable for someone who manages other people's money. Financial institutions know this, and will not be a part of his delusions.

[–] SacrificedBeans@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know, "securities" or.. whatever. .....

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like the kind of person who says "you wouldn't understand," when they fail to explain.

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[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Elon can't even be trusted with his own money (or money from wealthy Saudi Arabian "benefactors"). Why would anyone give him their money?

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[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

It's a pretty bad idea to fire the majority of your employees if you want them to basically recreate Stripe (not just PayPal/Venmo) and somehow mush it into Twitter.

Also, that market is saturated, most banks and credit unions in the US already supports Zelle, and Venmo, CashApp, and PayPal are very estabished tech financial players in this space.

Again, if there ever was a possibility of an American WeChat equivalent to be built, the only one who ever had a chance to build it was Zuckerberg more than a decade ago, during the very short time period when the general population was adopting Facebook, but the old Facebook users have not started migrating off it. Trying to build WeChat in the US in 2023 is foolish at best.

[–] MakeItCount@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah yeah just like FSD was supposed to drive you coast to coast without intervention by end of year 2016

And then it was for end of year each year

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[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago
[–] A2PKXG@feddit.de 22 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Elon is so bad that we like Zuckerberg more than him

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[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

I've worked in financial tech (now called 'fin tech) since 1994. In the USA, We have more laws governing our banks than our food. I've got my popcorn to watch this...

[–] kumatomic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 year ago

Finally a place I trust less with my finances than Redneck Bank

[–] itscozydownhere@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

The level of delusion of this man is through the roof

[–] popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What's next? Company stores? They already have company housing…

Eventually Musk is going to have them buying 'X cookies' and 'X cereal' so that they don't have to pay them real money.

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So he’s suggesting that Twitter become a bank

[–] Ottomateeverything@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I feel like at this point Muskys strategy with X is "well I own a software company now so we'll just make all the software" with literally zero understanding of the context or how that must work.

I think it's pretty telling in some of his comments about "well my space x engineers flew a rocket so they should know how to make a social media better than Twitter employees" as if those skills translate whatsofuckingever.

He has no idea how different types of software work, the context in which they'll be used, and has no fucking clue that you can't just upend the entire global financial institutions. But his devs flew a rocket so they should be able to drive a car, write social media software, write banking software, etc because those are all just easier.

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[–] Borkingheck@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I go on twitter now and 3/4 of adverts are AI scams or 2009 click bait with fuckin community notes explaining that remembering a set of politicians names is not linked to hi iq, as claimed by the clickbait advert.

Then there is the 'verified' accounts that are doing genuine harm at misinformation spread.

Yeah I'm not trusting ol musky chuckles with my money. And that's coming from someone who uses traditional banks despite having witnessed their government bail out banks multiple times after they were fucking reckless to the point of needing a bailout.

[–] Desistance@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

With clowns like this running the show stuffing your money under the mattress like the old depression-era trope seems a better and better idea. Unstable billionaires, AI being dragged into Wall Street, domestic and geopolitical fuckery…. Makes me wonder what my 401k will look like in 20 years, or even 50. Just more middle-class money propping up rich people only to be set on fire before I get to it?

Lmao what the actual fuck is he smoking today? This shit is wild.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Can we just change this to /c/dumbshitwitter

[–] coffee_poops@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Ugh, I honestly do not trust Musk to meet federal regulations for any of this.

[–] VinnieFarsheds@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I still have a Twitter eh I mean X account. Don't really use it that much, other than following other people. But no way I'm letting one of Elon's companies handle my finances.

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