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[–] ProtoShark@lemm.ee 116 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What can we learn from this?

Knives have the most dominant qualities and butter has the least dominant qualities out of these three objects

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] explodicle@local106.com 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

nah knives taste way better

though i guess we are together against flies, so that's good

[–] TheHotze@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

But butter is the most likely to show up in the name.

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[–] Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Can someone explain the kunai intersection to me?

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 97 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A throwing ("flying") knife.

[–] Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com 106 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] duckington@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Pretty fly for a kunai”

[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ichi ni san yon go go roku

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

1234556?

(一ニ三四五五六)

[–] dreadgoat@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The original song goes
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis

It's stupid on purpose and makes sense if you listen to the lyrics

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stupid on purpose? That's my favorite kind of stupid! ❤️‍🔥

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[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Yep, dumbass dorky (often tenuous) references is what I'm all about. Especially when it's Star Trek.

Plus it's a bit of a reference back to my username too.

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[–] dreadgoat@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A helicopter would work and be much funnier.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Oh creative. I like it.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it falls apart with that one.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I thought it was the kun sound kn in knife would make on its own and the ai sound the y in fly makes.

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[–] sub_ubi@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Pretty weak. All the others are great though

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a TF2 fan I didn't know you threw those

[–] uis@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Probably ypu should teleport less bread

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[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm not sure either, but when you google "fly knife" the kunai is the top result but the wiki page doesn't mention t at all, maybe because it's stereotypically a throwing (flying) knife?

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I came to find the same thing. How does a butcher knife and a fly become a kunai?

[–] PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Chef's knives and butcher knives are used interchangeably in my variant of the English language.

I would need to see an infographic on what differentiates them

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Based on that infographic, yes, I mean a chefs knife, and I have never owned or held a butchers knife in my life.

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[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Butcher's knives tend to have a wider blade than chef's knives. They have kind of converged in the states, but classically that is the difference.

Username checks out.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Intruder alert, Red Spy in in the base!

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

A Red Spy is in the Base?!

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I am upvoting this because it is very relevant to my interests, and strangely timely.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that a BM #42? I almost bought one for 140USD so long ago but I chose not to. I heavily regret it.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Oof. They go for nutso money nowadays; I don't even want to look.

Yeah, it is. I also have a Model 32 (Mini Morpho) and Model 53 (Marlowe). And a dickton of other balisongs of various descriptions. I'll churn through and review them all in detail eventually.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

I looked and it’s over 1k for the spring latch… and not available anywhere. Oof ow ouch

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[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago
[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Butter + fly + knife = balisong

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Aka butterfly knife

[–] uis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I balisang, balisong and will balisong

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This should be used to teach venn diagrams

[–] Chunk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

People will still be confused. They'll "understand" but be unable to generalize

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