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[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, MonkDerZweite's brain: Get an appropriate amount of sleep!

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago

First of all... how dare you.

[–] LegionEris@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago

My ADHD methodology involves getting good sleep (a lifelong challenge that took me more than thirty years to figure itself) followed by huge amounts of caffeine as zero calorie energy drinks to take the place of prescription stimulants. I also have low blood pressure. So I'm like a whole new person once I've eaten and medicated, but I need a long time to wake up and come around to my full performance level.

[–] Xanvial@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Drink a gallon of water to stay awake

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if you're a bedwetter?

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[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Cocain, I do. Sleep is for the weak.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The problem is that I did the first three just before bedtime

[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

You won't have bedtime

[–] Ipodjockey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck off with this bullshit. Ain't nobody got time for that.

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[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Needs a 5th enlightened brain with "Doing meth". Who needs sleep when there's hard drugs?

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, dark chocolate keeps you awake?

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[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chocolate will not keep you awake. It will only exacerbate things

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[–] yuuki@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Sadly, my body won’t stay asleep for the entire duration.

My sleep schedule is so f up.

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not even going to mention highly caffinated naps?

[–] AzuleBlade@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those are the best, you feel more tired when you wake up.

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you feel more tired when you wake up.

Yep, just like normal sleep. It just gets worse every day.

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[–] FrostbyteIX@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Pumping lines of Adderall-Laced Cocaine

🤯✨🎆🎇

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