A fool and their money is easily parted. Whoever paid out these kinds of dollars for equity, the rest of the street is lolz at them
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2025
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I used to think that the worries about social media algorithms exerting some kind of profound mind control on the users were overstated, but holy fuck, what kind of perverted sci-fi brainwashing power does twitter have that people are still using it even in the year 2025?
There’s plethora of content on X like politicians, celebrities, media workers, quips, commentary on quips and commentary on commentary. They’re there because for those who made it that means money and influence. People enable it because they confuse politics with entertainment.
oh I would quit X, but I'd miss [ politicians / my friends / the latest gossip / the hottest memes / Stephen King ]
It might've seemed to make sense in 2016 but that bullshit doesn't fly any more. It no longer takes any imagination or courage to see it for what it is. There are no more excuses.
Twitter is for those that want to be followed (aka those that want to be famous), and those that want to follow those people (be part of the hurd of fans). I do not understand it because fit into neither of these groups. However, it seems to be a common human thing. Seems very tribal. Being part of a group, elevating and worshiping some people, and wanting to associate with THE IN people. News media types seem to love twitter.
Oh yes I did fail to include a full catalogue of all the base instincts it obviously appeals to — but it's as if people are eating a giant pile of shit for breakfast, and you're helpfully explaining that well, we all need to eat.
Babe wake up, new market manipulation just dropped
Sounds like someone is in some financial trouble with TSLA dropping.
Twitter is worth 3 Rubles & 6 sheets of toilet paper. Money laundering is happening.
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That's a very expensive Nazi bar.
elon shld hire me, i could make a nazi bar much cheaper! i read somewhere he likes efficiency after all
(slash s!!)
I'm not a stock trader so don't know the terminology. Do I understand correctly that shareholders just say "From now on X would cost $44bn because we say that"
What it would mean is that someone bought some stock at that price/share.
Well, it says investors said that, not shareholders, so that works pretty much as any market - shit is worth as much as someone is willing to pay for it
What's the calculation that investors / the stock market is making here? That in time Twitter will become less of a cesspit and that ads can be served? Or is this just YOLO money?
They’re trying to put a price tag on ability to influence societies. It does have value but I’m pretty sure everyone is guesstimating.
Interesting, well my evaluation is that it's worthless, not priceless, worthless. You'd never catch me dead on that shit stain of a platform.
It seemed to be quite effective in influencing public opinion before elections. Which makes it even more disgusting to attach such a price tag to it.
ah, but there was a billion in junior debt 🤣