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Edit: I just saw the two typos. If you find them, you're welcome to keep them.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 23 hours ago

At uni I did a lot of my Java coursework in notepad, then I’d have to take it into a computer lab on a floppy, tar it and upload it to a unix terminal so it could be emailed to the professor. Java syntax with only the command line compiler is not fun.

[–] sockpuppetsociety@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As long as you don't use Microsoft Word we can be friends

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What about the libre office version?

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Bonus points if you're saving it as an .odt and still producing a validly executable file of some kind

[–] sockpuppetsociety@lemm.ee 7 points 22 hours ago

You're weird, but we can be friends if you want.

[–] TinyRhino@lemm.ee 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you're not writing it all down on paper and then punching holes in cards, you're doing it all wrong

[–] Krelis_@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

All you need is a magnetised needle and a steady hand. Or butterflies.

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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

text editor application that came with Ubuntu

nano

shivers

[–] Conclusionallusion@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I'm probably in the minority but I think it's fantastic! No extra baggage, super quick to work with, and it does syntax highlighting pretty well!

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 5 points 20 hours ago

Nah man, I'm with you, nano is no nonsense get shit done editor. It might not have advanced features but I'm not an advanced man.

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[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

That boy is gonna be a murderer

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This feels a little bit like Brainfuck tbh.

For what it’s worth, I can think of one thing that would make brainfuck even worse: Instead of using 8 arbitrary characters (it only uses > < + - . , ] and [ for every instruction) for the coding, use the 8 most common letters of the alphabet. Since it ignores all other characters, all of your comments would need to be done without those 8 letters.

For example, “Hello World” in brainfuck is the following:

++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.

If we instead transposed those 8 instructions onto the 8 most common letters of the alphabet, it would look more like this:

eeeeeeeeaneeeeaneeneeeneeenesssstonenentnneasostonnIntttIeeeeeeeIIeeeInnIstIsIeeeIttttttIttttttttInneIneeI
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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Rogue@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nano is fine. But Micro is a worthwhile upgrade: https://micro-editor.github.io/

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[–] Daniikk1012@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] T156@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Ed is the most user unfriendly text editor ever created.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

I write all my code on paper and use OCR to convert it. It almost works sometimes.

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 3 points 18 hours ago

Every self-respecting vi user should know enough ex to get by with ed.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago

I like SublimeText for everything unless a quick edit at the CLI with Vim.

[–] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Notepad.exe has been my daily driver for anything that doesn't need a compiler for decades.

[–] marius@feddit.org 7 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

You mean the one that didn't even do proper line endings until recently?

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 2 points 19 hours ago

And would save in non-UTF8 format by default. No idea, if they changed that by now.

[–] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 20 hours ago

Yep. There are simple command line utilities that will convert the line breaks if necessary.

[–] vfscanf@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gedit was my main text editor for years. I also used it for work. It has all the basic features that you need for coding. For everything else I use the terminal.

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[–] Gloria@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sublime! There are DOZENS of us! Dozens!

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[–] blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Code in MS Word because it handles tabs correctly, unlike all code editors.

Tab means "move to the next tabstop", not "advance a fixed amount".

(I don't do it, I'm not THAT insane)

[–] ValiantDust@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Me: hits return.

Word: "Sure, here, a new line. I already indented it for you, same as the one before. Like a good IDE."

Me: "That's nice of you, Word, but I want this one to be indented one tab stop less than the line before." Hits delete.

Word: "Delete, you say? Sure, back to the line before."

Me: "No, no! Just delete one tab! Maybe, if I select the line and hit dele..."

Word: "Why of course!"

Me: "Shit, it's gone. Undo! Hmm... Move the thingy here on top?"

Word: "Move all the lines you say? No problem!"

Me: "Nvm, I'll just indent everything by hand with spaces."

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