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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 12 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Well you know what they say, not ever republican is a pedophile, but every pedophile is a republican

[–] LucidLyes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

When they're literally deranged by Taylor Swift and Barbie movies...

[–] LucidLyes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

they're so far gone in the cult they belong in mental institutions

[–] Kalysta@lemm.ee 9 points 3 hours ago

This will not pass in Minnesota. What a stupid bit of grandstanding and waste of taxpayer money.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago

When you let the nuts runs the show, sanity goes on trial

[–] ItsJannnneee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

"How dare you notice my fascism! You're mentally ill!" gaslighting at its finest and classifying something doesn't make it true.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

This will give the Government of Putin the excuse to throw the critics into the privately run detention centers.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago

Maybe if your cult obsession with Trump is to the point where you propose bills like this you might be mentally ill for real.

[–] MentallyExhausted@reddthat.com 30 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

That was remarkably fast

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

Gaggle Of Pedophiles

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago
[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 20 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 12 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I seem to clearly remember a story from the Bible about this, but perhaps they've simply skipped that part during their reading?

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

They only read the clobber verses about killing gay men, and the shitty bits of Paul (much of which wasn’t even written by Paul).

You can tell they don’t even read the Sodom and Gomorrah stuff, because they don’t know about Lot’s daughters getting their dad drunk to rape him, which is like immediately after.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Nah they know about it, let no conservative tell you their Christian. To be Christian is to aspire to be like Christ, very few self proclaimed Christiana can claim that

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 28 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Guys, just steal this and use it to describe deranged Trump idiots. The right wing steals useful words like "fake news" and "groomer" and alters their meanings for political purposes all of the time. This one should be a layup because without reading into it everyone already thinks it's the condition those everyday July 4th cosplay, big truck with tattered flags morons have.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

Funny thing is that's how I read it...

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago
[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Changnesia is REAL!!!

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