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[–] LocoLobo@lemm.ee 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fun fact, english used to count the same way as german, and it still has the numbers in "reverse" from 13 to 19.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eleven and twelve kinda are as well. They literally mean "one left" (ain-lif) and "two left" (twa-lif) with the "over ten" being implied.

[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I’m 43 years old and this is the first time I’ve seen an explanation of these numbers. Thank you!

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[–] ooli2@lemm.ee 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

French is pretty stupid too. Smart Belgium with french as national tongue only changed that number aberration: They use the made-up word "octante" for eighty and "nonante" for ninety, instead of "quatre-ving" (four-twenty) or "quatre vingt dix" (four-twenty , ten) in proper french

[–] brambc@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In Belgium we use nonante, not octante, that is, iirc only used in Switzerland. That means we at least don’t use quatre-vingt onze etc.

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[–] ap10336@diaspodon.fr 8 points 1 day ago

@ObviouslyNotBanana Ninety-two → Nine-ty-two → 9x10+2 :troll:

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Ugh okay here's another "Danes shouldn't be allowed to make number stuff":

The time 15:25 is "five minutes before half 4"

"Fem minutter i halv fire"

So you round up to 16 before even halfway, what!?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

That makes perfect sense to me though. In Swedish we'd say fem i halv fyra. Five minutes to half four.

But in English half four would be short for half past four. I guess.

Counting like the Danish, however, that is an abomination.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Man 3:25 is right there

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[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Same in Dutch,

"Vijf voor half vier"

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[–] sloppychops@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

shakes fist THE DANES!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

97

4x20 + 10 + 7

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The map is wrong, Czechs can do both 2+90 and 90+2, I am not sure if it's regional within the country, or depends on the context, but they definitely use both versions

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