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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago

GRAMMA WOULD HAVE WANTED THIS!!!

[–] missandry351@lemmings.world 39 points 20 hours ago

The Alabama jokes write themselves

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 201 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

The fact that people believe this was real shows that even the most basic media literacy is fucking dead.

Why are people so bad at recognizing obviously fake shit?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 23 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Aww... Thanks for posting the truth, but I'm devastated.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You can make up for it by having sex with your cousin.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Can't I just have sex with your cousin? Does that count?

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 8 hours ago

Only if we're related.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 15 hours ago

My mom had sex with your cousin!

Heyoooh

[–] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 25 points 22 hours ago

What the fediverse

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 53 points 1 day ago

They certainly look like stereotypical alabamanians

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Ah, a fake article that is a loose excuse to bully people who may have disabilities.

Very cool

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 5 points 21 hours ago

Are you lost?

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Keep up the good fight

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago

What in the ass backwards Ricky Bobby done got here

[–] supercargo@r.nf 12 points 1 day ago
[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Judging by their mugshots, they were perpetuating a longstanding family tradition

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 21 hours ago

Gotta keep it in the family

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Seven generations of uninterrupted fetal alcohol syndrome.

[–] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Saving this thread so I can see all the alabummer roasts

GBO

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (8 children)

European here. And I'm afraid to ask but morbid curiosity is winning over fear. But... can someone explain me what ~~is~~ went wrong here? My brain shutdown.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
  • They're closely related
  • They were having public sex
  • They refused to stop
  • It was during a funeral
  • The funeral was for their shared grandmother
[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cousins are not supposed to reproduce.

Having sex at a funeral is usually seen as disrespectful.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 18 hours ago

I don't think I'm going to the right funerals...

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago

It's fake. Curiosity satiated.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 13 points 1 day ago

This is a big world, people's customs vary, and I'm not one who expects everyone to follow my moral judgements, but "COUSINS ARRESTED AFTER REFUSING TO STOP HAVING SEX DURING FUNERAL CEREMONY" doesn't throw up any red flags for you?

Not trying to dunk, more wondering whether I'm missing dry humor or a language barrier.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Is this sort of thing common in Europe?

[–] missandry351@lemmings.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Only for royals the commoners have a bit more braincells

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

Brexit might be your counterpoint to that. The brexiters are like our magas.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

I also live in Europe and where I live it's not common

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Have you not seen the past European royalty?

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago

GOOD point.

Behold the master race:

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Alabama has a famous stereotype of people there being very incestuous

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 4 points 1 day ago

incest at your grandmas funeral

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

They are cousins. States in the deep south, such as Alabama, are stereotyped as being very redneck and open to incest. And then stories like this pop up it fits every stereotype.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 day ago

Grams wanted her funeral to be celebration of life...a lewd, disgusting, cousin-fucking celebration.

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

Damn prudes never let people have fun!

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Baseball, huh?

[–] Bonus@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah! I'm gonna fuck all y'all!

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Average Americans