GRAMMA WOULD HAVE WANTED THIS!!!
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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The Alabama jokes write themselves
The fact that people believe this was real shows that even the most basic media literacy is fucking dead.
Why are people so bad at recognizing obviously fake shit?
Aww... Thanks for posting the truth, but I'm devastated.
You can make up for it by having sex with your cousin.
Can't I just have sex with your cousin? Does that count?
Only if we're related.
My mom had sex with your cousin!
Heyoooh
Phew.
What the fediverse
They certainly look like stereotypical alabamanians
Ah, a fake article that is a loose excuse to bully people who may have disabilities.
Very cool
Are you lost?
Keep up the good fight
What in the ass backwards Ricky Bobby done got here
Roll tide!
Judging by their mugshots, they were perpetuating a longstanding family tradition
Gotta keep it in the family
Seven generations of uninterrupted fetal alcohol syndrome.
Saving this thread so I can see all the alabummer roasts
GBO
European here. And I'm afraid to ask but morbid curiosity is winning over fear. But... can someone explain me what ~~is~~ went wrong here? My brain shutdown.
- They're closely related
- They were having public sex
- They refused to stop
- It was during a funeral
- The funeral was for their shared grandmother
Cousins are not supposed to reproduce.
Having sex at a funeral is usually seen as disrespectful.
usually
I don't think I'm going to the right funerals...
It's fake. Curiosity satiated.
This is a big world, people's customs vary, and I'm not one who expects everyone to follow my moral judgements, but "COUSINS ARRESTED AFTER REFUSING TO STOP HAVING SEX DURING FUNERAL CEREMONY" doesn't throw up any red flags for you?
Not trying to dunk, more wondering whether I'm missing dry humor or a language barrier.
Is this sort of thing common in Europe?
Only for royals the commoners have a bit more braincells
Brexit might be your counterpoint to that. The brexiters are like our magas.
I also live in Europe and where I live it's not common
Have you not seen the past European royalty?
GOOD point.
Behold the master race:
Alabama has a famous stereotype of people there being very incestuous
incest at your grandmas funeral
They are cousins. States in the deep south, such as Alabama, are stereotyped as being very redneck and open to incest. And then stories like this pop up it fits every stereotype.
Grams wanted her funeral to be celebration of life...a lewd, disgusting, cousin-fucking celebration.
Damn prudes never let people have fun!
Baseball, huh?
Yeah! I'm gonna fuck all y'all!
Average Americans