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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 50 points 6 days ago

Self later explained himself in a post on X, formerly Twitter, saying that “It is the policy of the United States to recognize two sexes, male and female,”

............and she identifies as female, not an attack helicopter, you dimwit.

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 5 days ago

It's so exhausting to see a legislator acting as if an executive order applies to them.

Dumb fuck, you don't work in the executive branch. It doesn't apply to you.

[–] dechnically@sh.itjust.works 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

THANK YOU MADAM CHAIR 👏 👏 👏

[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 5 points 6 days ago

Fucking legend!

[–] Nooodel@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wow. Limewire? Somehow the Early 2000s returned...

[–] Nooodel@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Was the first thing I found that let me upload a video for a few days w/o making an account

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

yeah....I ain't downloading shit from limewire. that file could be anything from CSAM to bestiality to a shitty Metallica cover.

[–] Nooodel@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Sorry, didn't know that. I was just looking for a video hosting site that requires no account. Happy for better suggestions on what to use next time

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

The best way to handle these bigots is to keep calling them by female pronouns forever. If you are a decent person, and let people live their lives as they see fit, then youre fine. But if you insist on enthusiastically and viciously applying your bigotry to others, then you just bought a lifetime of misgendering of your own.

Its long past time that these traitors learned that their hatred is a two edged sword.

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