I heard someone say their boss has more foreskin than foresight and it stuck in my head for a few reasons...
this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2025
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My uncle who works for Nintendo already got me a Sixskin.
Mine got taken by the foreskin fairy. I didn't even place it under the pillow. I had a nightmare, must've been moving around in my sleep when the pillow landed on my dick. In the morning I woke up without my foreskin and two bucks crumbled up and stuffed under my nutsack :(
relatable
What a terrible day to be able to read.
You guys are getting 2 bucks?
risky click of the day
I really feel bad for whoever is in these pictures.
Yeah, I assume they just made the mistake of turning on video in a public discord or something.
wtf, there's an entire community for her!?
She put so much effort in all those bots, she deserves it.
She's actually the real spammer?
At least the bots use her picture.
Who runs a malicious spam campaign with their own name and face? If the pictures are stolen, setting up a whole meme community is kind of a shit thing to do.
The way it's written my mind immediately read it in the voice of Wheatley from Portal 2.