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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 167 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

In an alternate reality:

Janitor at university. Found locked military case in river. Coworker says FIM-92 Stinger missile. Heavy. Maybe water, maybe live missile. Call police. Military and EOD arrive. Entire campus locked down. Half of workers taken for questioning. EOD open it -- full of some idiot's clothes and books.

New grudge unlocked.

[–] Fergie434@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

Or better yet, they decide to just blow it up to be safe.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Imagine if it was full of adult toys. That would be something to talk about.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

And they blow it up. Turns out OP did give a flying f***

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago (7 children)

You can say "fuck", here. See?

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 3 points 1 week ago (7 children)
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[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

EOD don't open shit most of the time suspicious potentially unstable shit just gets a bit of c4 or anfo and a send off in place. It's one of the perks to just say dunno and light it the fuck up.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

And their name in it...

[–] Kualdir@feddit.nl 78 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This to save 100$, he's so real for that

[–] Tiger@sh.itjust.works 68 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can reuse it every summer? Multiple years of savings.

[–] Kualdir@feddit.nl 25 points 1 week ago

Omg yeah I did not think about that I feel dumb now thanks

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Reminds me of when I made weekly trips to Denver for work. This was when recreational weed first came out. First day there I bought a glass pipe and a plastic container.

When I flew back home on Thursday I would bury the bowl in the plastic container behind the hotel I stayed at. On Mondays after I flew back to Denver I would dig up the bowl. Beats buying a new one every week or trying to fly with it.

After many weeks of this routine I didn’t find out until Thursday afternoon that this was my last trip and I wouldn’t be returning.

Some where out in Colorado Springs there is a weed bowl buried in the dirt. I wonder if anyone ever stumbled across it.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You could return to find out what happened to your weed.

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[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dude just reinvented buried treasure

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah, and this is going to be a great hidden treasure in a post-nuclear wasteland world. Imagine doing a quest to find this treasure, and once you find it, you get nice pre-war clothes and a physics book that will give you +1 attribute to your science skill for reading it.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Little disappointing given what the box looked like though

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Yeah I'd much prefer a stinger missile

[–] wieson@feddit.org 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With the right physics book, this could turn into a "teach a man how to fish" situation

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

That definitely explains the random loot, tho

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

imagine opening one and finding a stinger... but the coolant's expired and there are no aircraft to down in the wasteland lol

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Actually privately own storage room still cost about 100 € for summer storage today and that's with inflation.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah but can you chuck it in the river?

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 20 points 1 week ago

No, and I'm very envious of this nice case.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago (9 children)
[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

International students often use it because it's not feasible to take their stuff home over the summer. I also used Summer storage, because I was estranged from my family, so didn't have a "home" to go back to and would have to spend the Summer in sublets or couch-surfing (the only accommodation that would accept me as a tenant were student properties, which is why I typically had to be out over the Summer).

[–] AshLassay@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So students in the US who live in dorms need to move out during summers even if they come back the next semester? That’s crazy.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My experience is actually in the UK, but based on anecdotes from friends, it's similar in the US.

In my case, in one of the years, I could apply to stay in university accommodation over the Summer, but the room I was allocated for that was tiny, so I needed to get some storage anyway. It's annoying as hell

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[–] dotslashme@infosec.pub 24 points 1 week ago

I mean, if it works, who am I to criticize?

[–] Tillman@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

A high school friend put his Neo geo collection in one of those which was a proclamation of wealth I was unprepared for.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Why would you ever sell something this damn cool

[–] Dogyote@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The river was the best option?

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

The coolest, definitely

[–] clonedhuman@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I appreciate the commitment to saving $100.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd paint over it, just in case someone thinks it might have explosives in it and panics.

[–] drzoidberg@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I had something similar from a flea market surplus shop when I was in HS and kept it in the bed of my Tacoma to hold tools. It was cool as hell with its desert camo paint and dings and stuff. Well, after 9/11 I became popular with the cops cause I'd get pulled over, and told to stand by the hood of my car with both hands on it, while they checked it.

After about the 5th time, I sold it and bought a bed box.

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[–] frezik@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I need to look more at milsup storage containers.

Them: What's in your GI footlocker case?
Me: Boots, floggers, and condoms, just like originally intended

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None for sale on eBay 🥲

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you get a bigger one,you could sleep in it.

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