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[–] Realitaetsverlust@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

I honestly will never understand why people buy macbooks.

[–] rippersnapper@lemm.ee 9 points 2 hours ago

Number of reasons. Works well with Apple products, long battery life, way more powerful for most normal (sometimes applies to even some basic UI devs and small project video editing). It’s got great hardware. However Apple is a nightmare capitalist company that’ll try to dime and nickel you for every possible thing.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Unified memory. On a current gen Mac work station you can functionally have 512GB of VRAM for AI tasks for under $10k. Good luck getting anywhere close with Nvidia or AMD.

They're also idiot proof, when I fuck up my CUDA drivers sending me down a 4-hour-long hunt for improperly installed visual studio files, a part of me is envious of Mac owners who will never know my pain.

People pay for the simplicity.

[–] PseudorandomNoise@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

They’re also idiot proof

Real reason right here. They want a machine that essentially protects them from themselves. It's also why Chromebooks are so wildly popular in US schools; the kids can't fuck up the software.

[–] ry_@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

Honestly, I’d love a cost equivalent laptop in could put Linux on in Europe, but for the money the MacBook Air is just really hard to beat

[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

I get the hate that goes Lenovo's way but I've had a 2022 P1 Gen5 since launch and I've absolutely kicked the living shit out of it and it keeps keeping on. Don't regret it.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago

Ah yes, great post in the year 2010 when thinkpads weren't complete crap, yet.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

My work gave me an HP piece of crap laptop, I'd rather have a MacBook.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

HP consumer equipment is pretty trash to be honest. Even their "business" models. Servers are solid though.

I can't stand Lenovo due to their Fn and CTRL key swapping places, dell is my go to for last 10 years.

[–] mr_pip@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

you can swap their locations on bioslevel and never think about it again (unless one of your colleagues actually reads the labels, gets it wromg and you have to explain it to them)

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I know, but I don't want to have to. Why can't they just match every other keyboard I've used my whole life? Wouldn't cost them anything, in fact I'd argue it was more effort to put a bios setting for it. CTRL is always bottom left key, no question. This is akin to changing homerow keys and telling you how to fix it in bios although the keys will still physically not match. Just wasted energy.

[–] ftbd@feddit.org 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

They went back to the correct layout on newer models

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Damage was done. I don't use Lenovo anymore.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 16 points 19 hours ago (12 children)

Using a generator to power a computer is a really bad idea. You'll significantly shorten the lifespan of the power supply. Ask me how I know.

[–] Float@startrek.website 1 points 2 hours ago

Yea man, you need an inverter generator for that. Thankfully small inverter generators are very affordable these days.

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 1 points 7 hours ago

Best power yours off solar then, cos everything else is generators.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 19 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Ask me how I know.

Ok. How?

[–] person1@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

By typing the question in the comment box, but that's not important right now

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 42 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I mean… tools, not jewels. It has a robust design for a reason. Develop that patina, kid. Don’t lose your mind over a scuff.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I've been buying second hand thinkpads for the last decade or so.

They arrive pre-scuffed so I don't need to worry.

[–] guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Prescruffed? That's just the vintage look.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Just call it "distressed" and charge more for it!

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 196 points 1 day ago (11 children)

I hope they used the official Apple cleaning cloth that's certified compatible with that model of MacBook

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 24 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)
[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Is that little red thing a dead body?

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 15 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Thanks, I needed these references. That was enjoyable.

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] spacesatan@leminal.space 14 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I certainly remember when lenovo pushed a keyboard firmware update so bad that it physically damaged a part on thousands of legion laptops and then refused to own up to it. Fuckers. Never again.

*ok I half remembered, I don't actually know that a part was physically damaged but the only permanent fix involves soldering so close enough

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago

Some context...

For one, it wasn't spyware, it was UEFI that, if a user had admin/root privilege, they could modify the firmware despite signinging procedures that should have prevented that. There was no spyware, there was no root kit, there was a vulnerability.

For another:

IdeaPads, Legion gaming devices, and both Flex and Yoga laptops.

Technically it never touched the ThinkPads. Despite some areas where things blur, ThinkPad is still relatively independent of the rest of the product line. While I may not think Lenovo is trying to actively spy on their consumer brands, they do screw up enough that I wouldn't want to touch them (not just security, they cut too many corners in general).

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 19 hours ago

sterileness is the aesthetic of rulers

[–] grandma@sh.itjust.works 163 points 1 day ago (14 children)

I have a pretty recent thinkpad that supposedly has "military grade durability". The plastic is literally falling apart at the corners after 2 years, and my fan grille is gone.

Fucking lenovo

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 points 7 hours ago

As others have eluded to, military-grade means "meets our minimum spec at the lowest price."

So it means they said "Our casing was made of this material last year, and this is the lowest bidder for the same quality this year."

[–] exu@feditown.com 173 points 1 day ago (17 children)

Military grade is bullshit marketing. Basically anything is military grade

[–] person1@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

In Ukraine nowadays it means "anything that can survive up to one assault". I hear they take donated cars that no-one sane would drive or even pronounce street-legal.

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