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Or maybe I haven't just seen this image yet? I've only gotten images where she seems to be wearing a grey jacket.

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[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I only got 1 massage from her 5months ago, now she ghosted me :(

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

She gives out massages? Damn, I'm missing out.

Damn, I feel bad for you. Now this doesn't mean that I'll allow you to make moves on my girlfriend, but I'm there for you.

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[–] khannie@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Got my one today. Finally part of the gang.

Has anyone actually bothered engaging?

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I tried, but failed as the server didn't seem to exist.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Many of our hard-working instance admins are on top of blocking her whenever she pops up again.

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I was hit too just now.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Sorry, who is she? I keep seeing her face in memes.

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[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

also just got a message with her new outfit

looking good, nicole :)

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do we love our girlfriend or what?

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's a social experiment, and this thread is part of the plan.

Hands off, buddy. She's mine!

[–] Yoga@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Just got it an hour or so ago.

Can someone explain the con?

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 2 points 21 hours ago

Probably pig butchering but I'm not aware of anyone that's went in and came back with a story yet

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I got 4 nicole messages, beat that

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I've got like 9...

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wow. They started to get "creative".

Does anyone know if this image is AI generated or is it just stolen?

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The person and the background look too similar between photos for this to be AI. The person behind the scam probably searched the web, and stole this poor person's photos. Judging from the poor quality, I'd date it around ~2008

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I’d date it around ~2008

Eh, my laptop's webcam looks worse than this.

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[–] Microw@lemm.ee 38 points 1 day ago

Given that she looks pretty much the same in multiple outfits across multiple pictures, I would assume that they are stolen from some 2000s online site

[–] DeMonstratio@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago (10 children)

This is the first time I've heard of this.

Anyone know why this message doesn't lose the "unread" tag. I'm using Boost

[–] superkret@feddit.org 22 points 1 day ago

Cause she has a Lemmy platinum account.

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[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Wait I'm now realizing, is that a bong?

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah Nicole appears to be enjoying yonder broccoli

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[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Does just viewing this thread trigger a message from her wth

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You have to light two candles, stand in front of your bathroom mirror, turn off the lights, and say "Nicole" three times.

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[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

I am so happy the Fediverse chick wrote me a DM, which really means Lemmy is growing!

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Has anyone gone to her other links? Matrix, discord, etc?

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