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Teleport 7in away, un governable
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Gravel ofc. Just imagine being able to provide every construction site on earth with cheap gravel with no cost at all. I'd be the first billionaire on earth who didn't fuck other people over to be absurdly rich.
Thought the same thing but it doesn't say how the gravel is obtained. I assume there's still going to be transportation costs and "life" could be as short as how long it takes to be smothered by a heap of free gravel. I am suspicious.
How does the free gravel thing work? Can I just summon it in a location of my choice? Or is there a guy who delivers it to me?
It spawns in your gizzard
3 for sure. Depending on how teleporting into other objects works, and how fast you can spam it, you could get some serious work done with a power like that.
yeah, #3 is a time machine if you can spam it faster than light can travel 7 inches
When you play Noita you discover that the way to move fast is to teleport shorter distance possible and spam it. It is also better for avoiding obstacles
Number seven. And then piss off every "pea under shell" trickster, because you can see which shells are empty.
I'll give you a hint, they're all empty.
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Free gravel. That's building material. You can always sell building material.
But then you would never learn the secrets of the oysters.
secrets of the oysters.
Yo, this dirty ocean water be bussin'
I cannot tell you how many ways free gravel for life would help me, but it’s definitely a lot
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Gravel is expensive if you're doing a lot of landscaping. I'll supply all of the entrepeneurs in the area and make a fortune.
For real, free gravel for life is the choice. You can start a gravel business and sell that shit. According to Google a 100ft driveway can cost upwards of $3k to gravel.
The real question is, does free gravel mean you can spawn gravel? Or buy it for free? Both require a good amount of logistical planning to take advantage of to build a gravel empire
If you can spawn it, you technically have the solution to entropy, possibly also free energy.
what if you have to pass it piece by piece from your bladder
Let's hear what the oysters are up to...
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This.
Free gravel for life is OP! (probly gets nerfed in the next update)
Number three will get you through most all fences, walls, and locked doors. Become ungovernable.
Hopefully it's a7 inch gap, if it's 7 inches from center mass you're not really fully shifting position.
And the minute you do it wrong you’ve fused with a fence or a steel door or something and are probably dead so it would require a ton of practice to know your limits
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Can run as fast as Albert Einstein
Now, or when he was alive?
yes.
Would need the details on some of these.
- The empty container depends on the definition of "container" and "empty". If a house is a container for people it's easy to rob when empty. If you have to be looking at an airless vacuum it's dogshit. Otherwise I'm sure you could make money with a creative gambling scheme.
- Gravel for life, like an infinite bucket full? Or the typical "for life" shit where you just get one trailer full dumped in your driveway every year for 60 years. Probably an overrated pick.
- Teleporting is almost certainly the best pick. Is there a cool down? Do you keep momentum? Can it be in any direction? Does it take the same effort as walking? If you can spam it at the speed thought, you're now flying. Even with a CD you could be a world class athlete in a lot of sports. Or just do simple stuff like reach a high shelf or teleport out of handcuffs.
Or just do simple stuff like reach a high shelf or teleport out of handcuffs.
Teleporting out of you handcuffs also implies you'd lose your clothes every time you teleport.
I don't see the issue?
Usually bodies are more than 7 inches wide, so you wouldn't end up naked, but with a t-shirt somewhere inside your body. So if it works like that, I'd advise you not to choose that pill. That is, unless you're an oyster.
A manga artist would find a way to make one of these the most op power in their entire universe. "I can fill anyones lungs with gravel with just a thought" or " i teleported 5 cms into you and severed a nerve in your spine that paralyzes you for life"
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3 or 7.
Doesn't mention any cooldown on the teleport so I could probably spam it which would make it useful.
7 sounds stupid but it could be actually useful in some situations.
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Can I use .3 as some sort of short-range contiguous Alcubierre drive, by using it repeatedly very fast?
Being able to see inside empty containers has its uses because you can always check if you can see into it and know something’s in it. Knowing IF something has contents can be plenty useful.
Wait did you just take all of them?
Number 7 might let you cheat at some carnival/gambling games. Which of these 1000 boxes has the million dollars in it? The one I can't see through, of course!
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I feel as though there is money making opportunity in 8. The language is dead? Nobody alive who can speak the language, so I'd have more or less free reign to profit off of being the only person who could speak it.
Sure but selling gravel has instant world wide business opportunities. Gravel is the better money making option.
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I shall abuse these toaster powers thoroughly and for my own amusement. Every toaster on the planet will go off at the same time!
Teleporting 7 inches still sounds kinda badass, would be very useful in a fight or you could just stand and repeatedly teleport to recreate that OK GO video.
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