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[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How would you know it thinks its another hippo? How about that it just needed a friend and found one?

[–] SneakyBird@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The hippo wrote a notarized letter explaining his thought process.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can confirm, witnessed the notarization

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Shiiit, dat som tight proof. I retract my statement.

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago

It was also laminated

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Some times you just don't have all the details, it's okay.

(Fuckin lol)

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do they know he's called Owen is what I want to know? Doesn't seem a common name in sub-Saharan Africa.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

It's about as common as a tsunami and giant tortoises in sub Saharan Africa.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

yeah. it's not like we keep dogs because we mistakenly think they're small noisy excitable people. we don't have to assume animals are dumber than us

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

it’s not like we keep dogs because we mistakenly think they’re small noisy excitable people

You sure about that, hoss?

Adopt a child, in this economy????

[–] winkly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Sounds like a good plot for Flow 2.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 day ago