Imagine living in a country with the face of a felon rapist traitor on our currency.
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this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2025
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Imagine living in a country with the face of a felon rapist traitor on our currency.
From my experience travelling the world, that's not particularly uncommon. The US doesn't have to feel singled out for having such people on their bank notes.
Do you know about Andrew Jackson's behavior?
For all of his many flaws, I don't think Jackson was an agent of a foreign power.
Even so, there are places in Oklahoma where a 20 isn't considered valid currency.
Why stop there? Why not just call the whole country the United States of Trump?
/s
I now KNOW what Conservatives will do when they FINALLY get Epstein's BLACK BOOK!
Put the People on CURRENCY!
I'd rather see George Clooney's asshole on the 100. Put this fuckers ugly face on the ruble.
"President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family," Gill told Fox News Digital. "Instead, he took a bullet for this country and is now working overtime to secure our border, fix our uneven trade relationship with the rest of the world, make America energy independent again, and put America first by ending useless foreign aid."
I can’t I give up. I’m Canadian and America is fucked. There are no policies, no plans to make projects or fix problems. It’s all a campaign and political points. This is just pure trash satire at this point. URGH
I thought he was broke and about to go to jail unless he became president and illegally stopped all investigations against him. So that he could again go to golf orgies where he could be a pedo. But okay.....
I'm sorry ma'am, the cash register is broken!
Oh I'm sorry, I don't have change for a hundred
Oh sir, we only accept 20's or lower currency. It's for our safety!
It has been since 2017 when he took office. Satire is dead.
Cool, dollars with clowns on them 🤡
I thought there already was a law stating living persons cannot be placed on currency. Am I not correct?
a what? that word....llllaaaaawwwww can't say I'm familiar with it,
must be some kind of old term that applied to presidents before the current godking....
I think they have syphilis and being obese in common
I can already hear one of those terrible Trump rappers like Forgiato Blow making a maga themed "it's all about the Donalds baby" parody song. And it would probably gets millions of streams too. Ugh.
All about the trumps just doesn't slap like Benjamins. All about the trumps sounds like a nightmare of a reality show
All about the Donnies is not bad.
All about the trumps sounds like a nightmare of a reality show
All About The Trumps sounds like our actual reality.
Because America is too weak to put a felon rapist traitor and his Beverly Hillbilly family behind us.
Shouldn't Trump be on the ruble?
It's all just ring-polishing stuff to openly declare fealty to him.
Same as the third term stuff.
They don't actually care if it works, only that they have proof of it to show him down the road.
The dogs in the back of the pack.
That’s scary.
This was absolutely on my 2025 bingo card along with plans for a new face on Mount Rushmore and a mountain, river, or national park being named after him.
Shhh he doesn't need any help with ideas
Are there any landfills or garbage islands in the oceans that still need names? Trump’s name would go perfectly on them
I've seen 3D printed Mount Rushmore replicas that have trump as a 5th face.
I'm naming a toilet bowl after him.
I need to take a trump
MASA, Make America Shit Again!
I fear that Trump toilets are too shitty of a product to work...
I'm too afraid the orange will wear off on my ass so I'll be shitting in the woods.
OMG !!! Ass did not change into a** !! THANK YOU lemmy.world
That's gonna be tough when he gets rid of all of the park rangers.
He will just make a mcdonalds a national park and name that after himself
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I thought only deceased people with a positive influence on society could end up on money. The latter requirement will never happen, and the way he acts many will think it's about time the met the first requirment.
Sadly that changed with the Presidential Quarters. They minted them as legal tender for all presidents up to the then current president George W. Bush.
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