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[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago

Elon doesn't have a box shaped body in this. That's how I can tell it's fake.

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 64 points 2 days ago

Pass the bleach eyedropper after you're done with it please.

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 50 points 2 days ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago
[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 29 points 2 days ago

As a gaymo, I'm just gonna say both of them are 1000000000000% percent hotter in this photo than in real life. AIRump got some biggass arms and bear-like belly, and Elmo barely look like actual Elmo because he has an actual human body shape.

[–] wirebeads@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is fake. Not real. Not even bigly real. F’elon is way fatter than that in real life.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I thought this was the trump nude, I would argue its worse...

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

They both are.

[–] TheCelticPirate@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

They wish those were their bodies.

[–] moe93@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago

Thanks, I hate it

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago
[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is this real? Did they jointly post it on X? I mean, it was kind of obvious, but I thought they would be afraid to just come out like that.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

A lot of people are saying it’s real. People familiar with the situation are saying it’s real.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

This is how they should be placed on the guillotine. So they can share one final kiss, when the blade drops.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

they faked musk with a human-like body even when we have proof he's an oversized troglodyte.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Hey, what did I ever do to you?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I knew AI was a blight on society and this proves it. My eyes are trying to leave me now.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Idk, I have a lot to say about that but I'm too tired to function right now. Let's just say the digital world is not the only world we live in right now, and the spirit of academia lives on.

E: Oh, dangit I forgot what sub I was in. Truth is I'm also baked off my ass.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Oh damn. Are we already the AI?

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

I can't un-see this so now I will make others suffer.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 8 points 2 days ago

Why the fuck is this on my screen

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Quick, you could do it in one shot.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Lllluuuuuiiiiigggiiiiiii

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I can't get over their Peter Griffin chins touching tips. 🥺

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

IDK guys, I kinda like the way their bellies make contact. It feels organic to me.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Stop right there! You are hereby detained by the Online Police for being presumed a homosexual. I'm-a need you to step away from the keyboard and do a little dance with me. Untz untz untz untz..

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Aren't homosexuals really good at dancing?

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Welp, guess today's my "Burn I'll my devices and run away into the woods to disconnect from modern society forever" day

!tihi@lemmy.world

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We all know who wears the pants.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago
[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sure, but who's pregnant with whose baby?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 2 days ago

Wow, that’s an image.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago

Only acceptable use of generative AI

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Wow

Much titty

Who posts this garbage

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I don't think that's where Trump usually kisses Musk.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

6’ 3”

215 lbs…

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I never wanted to see this but suspected I might.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

There are really local good video models for Musk and Trump now.

…And, uh, acts including this, and more.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

If it’s true love, you gotta finger the diaper

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (10 children)

the first they kissed they were sucking putin's dick at the same time

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