Programmer Humor

• 50% of web developers: Chaotic Neutral
• Salespeople: Lawful Neutral
• Programmers (and the other 50% of web developers): Unaligned, we know how to use shortcuts.

Chaotic good, one 32" 2560×1440 display, one old 19" 1280×1024 display (mainly used for referencing docs, for a debugger, or watching a VTuber or a conference presentation).

I’ve got a sideways monitor, a rightway monitor and a laptop all scrunched together, what does that make me?

I know it's been out for years but I don't understand anything about this meme format. Reminds me of mbti bullshit

I use a 42" 4K monitor. Same working area as 4 x 21" 1920x1080 screens but more flexible. Been doing so for ~10 years. When my old 39" 4K monitor broke I used 2 x 24 inch monitors + laptop screen for a while but I ended up buying another big monitor instead, it's just so convenient.

Why is it neutral evil to have a monitor without a face?

I think they're all evil with those skulls on the screen.

Lawful good at home.

Laptop and two horizontal monitors at work. Is that lawful neutral good or neutral good lawful?

Personally, I think it's probably neutral awful - one is HDMI and the other is VGA.

Chaotic neutral should be a solo laptop screen.

Chaotic evil baby. I need somewhere to read long documents, manga, man pages and configs.

Chaotic good. I refuse to get rid of the little one. My electronics only leave me when they're fubar.

I am chaotic good at home with a 4K and a laptop screen

But at work it’s all 1080 monitors (unfortunately) so I have 3 and I a mix of chaotic neutral and lawful evil 😂 2 portraits then a landscape

The "tie fighter" setup of vertical, horizontal, vertical, gives me nausea

I'm a reverse Lawful Neutral; laptop on the left, monitor on the right.

Before that I had a 16:9 monitor on the left and a 4:3 monitor on the right. That doesn't seem to be in the chart anywhere.

Seriously, someone needs to start making high-quality 4:3 monitors again. Sure, they're not great for movies and modern video games, but they're great for reading.

I'm lawful neutral monitorally but ideologically chaotic neutral. This and that then.

You forgot just laptop and my other screens are just pretty pictures. Covid really changed how I work hahaha

I guess I'm LE. Its the only way my monitors would fit in my space :(

Honestly, these days I just work directly on my laptop. Get to use touchpad gestures which is nice, grilling my hands under CPU load maybe less nice.

It's usually enough to just alt+tab between my IDE and browser, so my workflow hasn't suffered much.

Chaotic neutral vibin with stream on the right and game on front

Chaotic good but I REALLY vibe with that chaotic evil

Neutral good for personal. Lawful good for work.

Lawful Neutral + Chaotic Evil...

I have so many screens...

Chaotic good but smaller monitor is on the left, only because I had one shitty monitor I got on sale right out of high school and eventually bought a much nicer but slightly smaller one later.

Lawful neutral, though my laptop is up on a stand to bring it to the height of the monitor, so maybe chaotic good?

Lawful Neutral reporting in!

I’m pretty sure I’m Chaotic Evil with 2x 1920x1200, 2x 1024x1200, a 1920x1080 and one 1366x768 but I don’t run any vertical anymore, so maybe not?

I'd swap lawful evil and neutral evil.

Lawful Evil at work Neutral Good at home Shockingly accurate about more than just the monitors!