Oh man, they are gonna ruin like 5 people’s day with this.
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Is it that many?
At least as many as techtubers influencers received them. So 1 too many of this grift.
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users will lose access to essentially all of their device’s features, including but not limited to calling, messaging, AI queries and cloud access. The FAQ does note that you'll still be able to check on your battery life, though.
OK that is just fucking hilarious...People will literally be stuck with a battery monitor which only purpose is to monitor it's own battery.
HP, which is buying the company’s intellectual property for $116 million... Humane was seeking a $1 billion buyout
🤣 🤣 🤣
HP. Now there's a company with an eye for the future! 🤭
That still seems like a wildly high buyout.
Even 116 mil is too much for this trash product.
They're not buying the product, they're buying the IP. the article literally says that HP doesn't give a fuck about the product/HW
If HP does anything with that IP they will 110% find a way to make it even worse.
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Don’t worry all, the FAQ has reassured me that you can still use offline features like… checking the battery level!
Lol I thought you were joking but they actually wrote
- Can I still use my Ai Pin for offline features?
Yes. After February 28, 2025, Ai Pin will still allow for offline features like battery level, etc., but will not include any function that requires cloud connectivity like voice interactions
Wait, can't even check the time? Or it needs the internet connection for that?
Wow that 'etc' is doing a ton of legwork
You know, offline features like seeing how long your device will stay on to tell you how long your device will stay on. Everything you need!
Internet of things == internet of trash
Don't buy shit you cannot own
IoT can be great. The key is, as you pointed out, to actually have personal control over it.
It also has to account for WAF (wife acceptance factor). If it doesn't fail gracefully to a dumb version of itself, it's not to be trusted
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[The Humane AI team will form an] AI innovation lab focused on building an intelligent ecosystem across HP’s products and services for the future of work
Hope they like figuring out how to sell printer ink
“It’s like chatgpt but it only prints replies on physical paper so it’s a premium experience, and the ai is expressive so it will use delightfully colorful, full page background images for its replies.”
It prints in white text on a black background
And yet still refuses to print when the cyan cartridge is low.
Me: “Hey, HP Assistant, why is the black-and-white page not printing?”
Printer: “Our cutting edge AI predicitive algorithm forecasts increased yellow ink usage in the future, so please renew your subscription now.”
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Oh good, more useless e-waste.
Everytime there is a new technology everyone rushes to cram it into literally anything. Like when Bluetooth came out. Or the first apps, blockchain, etc. It's honestly sickening in my actual stomach. Big or small e-waste for all.
HAHAHA the device will be able to check its own battery but do nothing else. Amazing
Founders were looking for a 1bil payout 😂. they settled for 116mil 🤯...
why would anyone pay for a company that flopped so fantastically? this makes no sense at all...
Patents. Its always patents.
There is probably some IP there that can make printers worse for consumers too.
Crazy that they got 116 millions for that.
LOL they actually managed to scam HP and let them hold the bag
I thought the rumors last year were just a meme, because HP is the expert in wasting millions in failed acquisitions
How would they spend all that money they made by scaming people with their printer business
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The was always the fate of this horrible product. Do the rabbit r1 next.
Rabbits can at least be jailbroken so won't be turned into paperweights when their company shuts down.
They worked before? Not what I heard.
A little shocked the Rabbit R1 outlived them. Mine is still chugging, though a lot of the features (like MidJourney integration) have been halted.
Gonna be a fun little Android media player in a few months I suppose.
I mean, the R1 was $200, came with a year of Perplexity, and didn't require a subscription.
The Pin started at $500 and required a subscription, along with a new phone number.
Not that surprised.
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I had never heard of it. From wiki
The Ai Pin is a wearable device, meant to be attached to the user's shirt at chest level. It is a voice assistant and cellular phone, equipped with a camera, and a limited monochrome "screen" that's projected onto the user's hand on demand. The user mostly interacts with the device through a small touchpad, and also hand gestures when the projection screen is active.[15]
The Ai Pin has received generally negative reviews, praising its product design but criticizing the limited battery life and how easily the device overheats in just a few minutes.[23][24] The New York Times reported that due to overheating problems, Humane executives would use ice packs to chill the pin before previewing it to investors or partners.[14]
The Verge wrote, "After many days of testing, the one and only thing I can truly rely on the Ai Pin to do is tell me the time."[23] The review from Inverse stated that it "is slow to answer even basic questions."[24] Fast Company noted that "Almost everything about the pin was a UX disaster for reviewers."[25]
What the hell does hp see in this?
* Sigh. I know it's not the product, I know HP bought the IP. i can't see how there is any significant IP from this company in development of this product.
It has AI in the name.
Yep!
All the tech companies are invested in AI, and it's gloriously expensive to do from scratch. Instead, they'll drop $100 million to "stay relevant in today's climate" without doing any work.
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inb4 they release their new "Humane by HP" line of printers. They have only one button, which summons the new HP printer AI.
Its Linux compatible or garbage. Bottom line. My Android phone is discharging faster than a bucket with a hole, but I'm keeping it as long as I can. I need to get me an Ubuntu phone.
This ewaste has like 1 hour of battery life and it's so locked up that even the company itself can't reset/refurbish the returns and just trash them
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