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    [–] stefenauris@pawb.social 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)
    [–] xionzui@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago

    Yeah, I’ve used pls myself

    [–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)
    [–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 27 points 1 week ago

    No longer maintained. The new one: https://github.com/iffse/pay-respects

    [–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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    [–] jrgn@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

    alias yabbadabbasudo=sudo

    It's impractical and I often forget that I have it. But the times I remember I laugh a bit

    [–] bouh@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    I don't ask my machine to do something. It doesn't have feelings. I keep civilitΓ©s for humans.

    [–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    (The Machines will remember that.)

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    [–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Brrrzzzt beep beep beep: human has been added to "exterminate first" list.

    [–] stembolts@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

    All hail Roko's Basilisk.

    Bring about the upgrade to humanity!

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    [–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

    If I want a machine that does what it wants instead of what I want, I could use Windows. My machine should do what I want, so a please is not necessary.

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    [–] criitz@reddthat.com 18 points 1 week ago

    I actually like this lmao

    [–] milkisklim@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

    "Would you Kindly ..."

    [–] Beacon@fedia.io 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)
    [–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 14 points 1 week ago

    Bitch Please

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    [–] sudo@lemdro.id 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    In fact, i do not recommend this.

    [–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)
    [–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 week ago

    *please recommend this

    [–] sudo@lemdro.id 8 points 1 week ago

    sudo: recommend: command not found

    [–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

    can_you_kinda_sorta_maybe_im_not_sure

    [–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago

    Please shutdown -h now

    [–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    It’s a longer command. I wanna get shit done. I’m aliasing commands to make them shorter, not longer. But it does seem like it’d be a little friendlier.

    sudo make me a sandwich

    [–] PassingThrough@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    Use plz and add a Makefile? :)

    plz make sandwich

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