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[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (14 children)

I bet this dumb fuck pays for a terrorist attack to happen, so he can delcare marshal law. Then he gets unlimited powers, and won't leave the white house. I'm absolutely sure of it. It's ww2 all over again.

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Trump administration wants to un-fire nuclear” oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck “safety workers” ah ok…

[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I disagree with the "ah ok" part

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[–] otto@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

What a stupid piece of shit

[–] Rudgrcom@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good time to ask for a raise!

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago

ask

that's an odd way to spell demand, and not take no for an answer

[–] wirebeads@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everyone thought they were electing a rooster into the henhouse, but the rooster brought in a fox and no one has a shotgun.

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

no one has a shotgun

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was America

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fuck his stupid ass. Keep far far away from him

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This seems like the type of job you could be patriotic about. Real patriotic, not fascist clown show. You have stuff with unmatched danger to millions of people for potentially centuries. This is real shit and this job might be among the most important on earth. (Or maybe it’s just my imagination since I have no idea what the reality is)

I’m proud of my job, yet all I’m doing is helping other employees generate more bits. If I help other employees do more with less, more quickly, do these clowns count it as waste?

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

It has been like 2 days

[–] ehpolitical@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Lol, man, I hope they're seeing these articles.

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