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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 15 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Nobody has ever actually given a shit about pineapple on pizza. This is just a dumb pop culture thing like pretending to be bothered by the word "moist" (nobody on earth is actually bothered by it until told to be).

We don't have to play along with the machinations of pop culture; we can reject manufactured responses.

[–] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

So I'm allowed to like moist pineapple pizza?

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This sounds like something someone who saw a blue and black dress would say.

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago

Just call me Laurel.

Or Yanny.

Man, aren't we all just so edified and fulfilled having now shared in this communal sharing of sentiments we definitely actual care about

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

THANK YOU

I am so over this forced meme.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, sure, but which way do you hang your toilet paper, frontie or backie?

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I actually tear it apart sheet by sheet and stack the sheet for a toilet tower, the most reasonable choice in this debate that definitely matters and should definitely be used as a personality indicator.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You picked answer C for most of the questions which makes it seem likely you're someone who likes the ocean, sight, and the central governing body of the Catholic Church and the Vatican City State, And the letter C.

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[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I wonder if people who hate it are hating it after actually trying it, or they are just instinctually repulsed by the idea itself.

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 days ago

I do not like it. I don't like pineapple that is warm in any context.

I also don't give a fuck, I just pretend it's a mortal sin in the internet because acting extremely passionate about something so stupid and banal makes me giggle

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Good Hawaiian Pizza is great and mediocre Hawaiian Pizza is terrible. It needs to be piled high with sweet pineapple and salty ham or some other pork. It's really easy to get mediocre Hawaiian Pizza.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Some probably hate it because it's a meme to hate it

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I'll eat it whole if I'm somewhere I won't pick the pineapple off and flick it in the garbage, and there's no other type of pizza. I wouldn't think of ordering it on purpose.

[–] edg@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

You bitches wouldn't listen!

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Swedes put sliced banana and curry powder on their pizza. Sounds foul, but it's legit delicious.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I love bananas, and I love trying new foods. Would love to try it.

That's the spirit!

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

wait until you guys hear about feta cheese on pizza. at this point i will add the feta to the pizza myself if i have to.

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh my god feta is amazing, why have I never thought about adding it to pizza

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Put what you like on your food and fuck anyone who criticizes you for it.

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 days ago

Please don't fuck everyone who criticizes your food choices

[–] honeynut@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

that's when I go get tested for covid

[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago

I wouldn't go batshit over pineapple on pizza, but I think it's the chewy bread + wet and easy to chew pineapple

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What belongs on pizza vs not is an intimate decision between your tastebuds and your brain; place your order according to their findings.

To my knowledge, my personal tastebuds are not capable of communicating with your brain, nor vice versa, so in the event that I'm ordering a pizza on your behalf, then yeah I'll need to know your preference. Otherwise, if your brain gives you nom-dopamine when you eat a sauerkraut, cookie dough, and pre-workout powder pizza, then you do you.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

To my knowledge, my personal tastebuds are not capable of communicating with your brain, nor vice versa

I guess the only way to truly find out is to see how deep we can stick our tongues into each other's ears, right?

Am I the only one?

[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Absolutely has its place and the hate is unreasonable, but its not a classic pizza, its more like its own thing and that is fine.

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The important thing is that the pineapple is small chunk sized so that it cools down with the rest of the toppings when it comes out of the oven. I had it once where the pineapple was larger than an olive and because they have so much liquid to retain heat they were still too hot to eat when the rest of the pizza had cooled off.

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