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Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’ (www.wlbt.com)

submitted 1 week ago by jordanlund@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24628966

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

..... So is he trolling or what?

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[–] x00z@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

(a) Donated or sold to a facility for the purpose of future procedures to fertilize an embryo;

This means it's legal to pull out and fill a jar to donate to such a facility.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Always has been

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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (10 children)

So what is this? Some kind of anti masturbation law?

[–] WordBox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It took me less time to find out what this was about than to make this response.

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[–] MidRomney@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wouldn't this make more sense as "conception"?

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[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I kept looking for the Onion link and never found it.

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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

The target obscure British comedy group named after the pet snake of one of their WW2 generals wrote a song about this exact situation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

This will only effect incel wet dreams

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

100% of men are murderers then

[–] gwilikers@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Makes sense. They're all a bunch of dicks.

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