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[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I want to believe this is a satirical bill meant to bring attention to how absurd a lot of other bills are, but it is Mississippi. And with how things are going these past several years, it's becoming harder and harder to tell at face value if something is an Onion or not.

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Did you know that Mississippi is the anus of the US?

[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Here's to the land you've torn out the heart of/

Mississippi find yourself another country to be part of/

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

I believe this makes it a woman's duty to take all erections up the right hole.

[–] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 145 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

To highlight how absolutely stupid this bill is, it sounds like it would outlaw menstruation and nocturnal emissions.

Land of the free.

Edit: it sounds like this is intentionally facetious to point out the absurdity of other pro-life bills.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I would love to outlaw menstruation too but my fucking body won't listen to me

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Careful, that post could be used against you in the court of law!

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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

Yes, correct, it is as absurd as pro-life ideas.

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[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 125 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If the Democrats aren't going to be useful, I'm glad they've at least decided to be a little funny.

[–] Hominy_Hank@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

It's a race to the bottom now. And the Republicans have a huge head start. Dems are nosediving to catch up.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I didn't see the party of the politician in the article, so no idea if it is written in jest or just regular old Republican whackiness.

The most entertaining part is that it is written as applying to men, but as written it is gender neutral and would penalize menstruation.

Edit: It is a Dem having a lark.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i'm afraid that the fascists would take the bill up and actually vote to ban masturbation. especially the bible thumpers.

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[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sure, some may say it’s absurd, but masturbation inspector is a good paying, high quality American job that cannot be exported overseas, and not a job I’d trust to AI.

That state senator is a visionary!

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[–] Critical_Thinker@lemm.ee 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It shall be unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material

Genetic Material is DNA. Dry skin falling off is technically discharging genetic material. As is bleeding...

Technically a woman would be grossly violating this with every period... or by giving birth.

[–] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

In a statement to WLBT News, Blackmon wrote, “All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation.

This bill highlights that fact and brings the man’s role into the conversation. People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”

Did you miss this?

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

So nobody is going to talk about how he said "without the intent to fertilize an embryo" and not "fertilize an egg"? You can't fertilize an embryo lmao

[–] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

This is a stunt bill designed to draw attention to how anti-woman most anti-abortion laws are

[–] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (17 children)

That's satirical, right?

Right?

[–] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

yes, it is intended to highlight how anti-woman mst anti-abortion laws are

[–] JB33@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Yes, it's proposed to show how dumb the "life begins at conception idea" is. Blackmon doesn't actually want this to pass

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[–] nekbardrun@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

In this thread:

A lot of men who didn't read the article and didn't got the satirical part of the act.

And given the last political polemic, I'm pretty sure these "men" are misrepresenting the article on purpose.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Contraception begins in the hand

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[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

so it's looking to ban masturbation in mississippi.

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 14 points 1 week ago

Nah, edging is still legal

[–] A_A@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (11 children)

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SECTION 1.
(1) This section shall be known and may be cited as the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act."

(2) It shall be unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.

(3) Upon conviction of a violation of this section, a person shall be fined:
( a ) One Thousand Dollars ($1000.00) for a first offense;
( b ) Five Thousand Dollars ($5000.00) for a second offense; and
( c ) Ten Thousand Dollars ($10,000.00) for a third or subsequent offense.

(4) This section shall not apply to the discharge of genetic material:
( a ) Donated or sold to a facility for the purpose of future procedures to fertilize an embryo; and
( b ) Discharged with the use of a contraceptive or contraceptive method intended to prevent fertilization of an embryo.

SECTION 2.
This act shall take effect and be in force from and after July 1, 2025

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[–] BlackEco@lemmy.blackeco.com 15 points 1 week ago

This is taking No Nut November to a whole new level

[–] brosaph@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

With the last exception being for sex while using contracteption, what's the point of this bill?

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

It's facetious, but the GOP won't get it.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.

Then you have the wrong job as a representative.

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[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 12 points 1 week ago

Cue the cast of Monty Python singing, ”Every sperm is sacred...."

[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good! We need to STOP KILLING KIDS (unless it's with Gun Control!)! Wait a Democrat wrote this? Just kidding this is STUPID!

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Life began about a billion years ago and it's a continuous, ongoing process.

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[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (6 children)

10k just be be able to jerk it 3 times? This guy is a loser. I'll jerk it all day for free. He can't charge me a fee

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[–] Critical_Thinker@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

(4) This section shall not apply to the discharge of genetic material: ... ( b ) Discharged with the use of a contraceptive or contraceptive method intended to prevent fertilization of an embryo.

So basically it's illegal to do so without the intent to fertilize an embryo... unless doing it as part of a contraceptive method? Isn't abstinence - e.g. not having sex - a legitimate method?.... wouldn't masturbation be a way to manage abstinence?

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[–] Redditsux@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

LMAO. are they seroius?!!!!!!!

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doesn't look serious, but it is funny!

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[–] Breadhax0r@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This could absolutely be used to keep prisoners in prison, and also probably criminalize gay men.

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[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

From erection to resurrection?

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is Mississippi, what did you expect? Mississippi is one of the core Southern states.

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