Gaming

What exactly was it you expected?

Best we can do is Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!  remaster for $70.

Nope. They're going to triple down on this especially after it releases to ensure no development will occur on any end

Nintendo overestimated the intelligence of their customers with the Wii U. They won't make that mistake ever again.

Not that they are alone in this. There's a reason why the Xbox 360 was called the Xbox 360 and not the Xbox 2. Microsoft didn't want the second Xbox console to appear a generation older by name than the upcoming Playstation 3. Nintendo at least don't have that problem, because the Switch 2 is in a market of its own and won't be compared to the Playstation 5 by the vast majority of those interested in buying it.

It makes sense that they're playing it safe this time around. They've already had successors to well selling consoles due to gimmicks (*ahem Wii U). The Switch is already a well selling console so it seems like they're just making the same thing but with better performance and some usability improvements.

That didn't look like mk8 though? The character style looked different, Mario looked more like Wonder than Odyssey. His cart was proportioned taller and skinnier than mk8 carts. The race track isn't one seen in mk8 either

Just want you to know I had a genuine cry-laugh at your image macro

Are we sure this is MK8 and not some MK9?

Not really making them money when they're willing to repair it for free - honestly surprised they didn't just silently upgrade them to Hall Effect to stem the tide of repair requests

For anyone else who was unfamiliar:

Linear economy is a system in which people buy a product, use it, and then throw it away. The term linear refers to the straight progression that a product can follow, with a beginning, a middle and an end. There is no thought along the line regarding recycling or reuse. (per https://www.eib.org/en/stories/linear-economy-recycling#%3A%7E%3Atext=Linear+economy+is+a+system%2Cline+regarding+recycling+or+reuse.)

Keep using it. You don't need the 2 unless you have a desperate need for a Switch 2 exclusive (or maybe want to run some of the games that the OG Switch couldn't really handle so great).

With my PC-based gaming offerings, I probably won't even be tempted until they announce a Switch 2 OLED or whatever.

Usually, when it comes to these kinds of upgrades, I either do one of two things. If the two consoles can play together, I usually will keep the second. With Nintendo consoles, I will keep one and sit on it (usually until the next generation) and then mod it.

Or alternatively I'll once in a blue moon, sell it to someone else for a fair price. It can help offset the cost of the new thing, and you know that your old device is still going to get used by someone else who can appreciate it.

Mario Maker? A lot of folks thought the Switch was a step down from the Wii U for MM.

Damn that's a game I haven't thought of in a long time. And I forgot that the SNES had a mouse! at all I even remember that hard plastic mouse pad it came with.

Remote control tech support, of course. Allows primary schoolers to gain some practical job experience and contribute to the family income.

Crowbar attachment joycon?