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[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 225 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 83 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Is she trying to say "I am, baby"? Do people abbreviate like that?

[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 78 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I think the "I'm baby" is the result of using voice to text while she's in the car on the way home. I don't think she's crafting messages in a way usual of anyone. She is spending the minimum amount of time on the phone to let her daughter know she has been heard, then focusing the rest of her energy on getting back there asap.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago

Yeah I know. She's probably freaking out if her mind and just trying to focus on getting home to her daughter.

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I was thinking “I’m busy”?

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[–] DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 208 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Mom too busy edging to reply properly

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 days ago

Gooning takes priority, no matter what

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 45 points 2 days ago

Mom is texting while driving and freaking out, that's why her texts are like that

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 86 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mom cares about her kid's safety but that K was just her taking a step back and wondering if it's worth it when she still can't get 'hear' right

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

they both have terrible spelling though

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The girl is probably absolutetly shitting herself and is full of adrenaline, I think we can forgive that typo lol.

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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago (5 children)

FYI: Text to 911 is a thing in many places.

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[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 45 points 2 days ago

I underappreciated my parents not being that retarded

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 67 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“He's gonna here me” omg not even time for basic grammar anymore? -s

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

Lol could you imagine if the mom hit her back with "Hear*"

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was thinking why she didn't just call the police herself but apparently it was so the intruder wouldn't hear her

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'm not sure which part you'd want me to change lol

E: It's a joke about the spelling on the texts, isn't it

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago
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[–] LemoineFairclough@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 days ago (7 children)
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The intruder bolder, and moments later, police arrived.

What?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 70 points 2 days ago (5 children)

It's a typo. The intruder was a *boulder.

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[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 21 points 2 days ago

TL:DR her mom called the police and a neighbor and the neighbor loudly arrived spooking the intruder

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] N00b22@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 25 points 2 days ago

You had a good run mummy wants her white claw wednesdays back

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