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[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

All the Linux details are weirdly off, like it's correct enough if you were copying someone's homework, but it's just wrong if you've actually done anything in linux.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 16 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Scanning 104.244.42.129 for fascist_bullshit

fascist_bullshit found!

Adding host to block list.

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[–] buh@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

the woke was coming from inside the house!

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 days ago
[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I think his school teachers, diagnosing him as retarded, were spot on.

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jokes on him. I'm a carrier of the Woke Mind Virus and there's nothing he can do about it.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Nuh uh he’s gonna write a gui using Visual Basic to hack your IP address

[–] takeda@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago

He is just person born in rich family that used social media to create image of some kind of engineering genius, when his actual "skill" was to have money, push engineers to work hard and knowing how to get money from the government.

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

rm -rf 69 420 le epic bacon 😂😂😂

[–] lime@feddit.nu 11 points 2 days ago

let that = sink("in")

[–] companero@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago

I also liked it when he complained about micro services and killed the login system of twitter.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

He's saying what everyone else already knows. He's infected and diseased

Goddamnit that motherfucker is cringe. And stupid...

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 6 points 2 days ago

The woke mind virus is coming from inside the Musk!

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